Spiff Stuff: Issue 4 Alphabet Puzzles And Mother Goose!! Inside: ----------- 1 - The DemiGod Speaks 2 - Top Ten Reasons To Watch TV This Season 3 - Contributed Stuff!!! YES!!! 4 - Contribute, Darn You!! 5 - The Move 6 - Spiff News 7 - Sites Of The Time Between Issues 8 - Comment Of The Time Between Issues 9 - In Closing ----------------------- THE DEMIGOD SPEAKETH! So, here we are again, sitting around, reading Spiff Stuff, probably in the rain. Well, that's what I'm writing it in. OK, I'm not writing it IN the rain, but it IS raining outside, so technically, I'm writing this in the rain.Of course, you people have to start telling others about Spiff Stuff, so it can take even more of forever to send it out, via this mass email program. It keeps you guys from being discovered by the enemy. Of course, if you or any member of your IM force are captured or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knoledge of your existance. Sorry, that's bureaucracy for ya. Today I get to watch MST3K (We've been over this before, so I won't tell you again!) at about 5pm, unless Sci-Fi has another stupid marathon. I'll just have to hire someone to kill them. Darn. I just had the floors cleaned, too. Back to the subject (Or the lack thereof.), I've been practicing my driving, and I've discovered a great way to avoid traffic: Sidewalks. They're perfect! Just enough space, no one ever uses em, and there are no stop signs or red lights. In the end, I'd just like to say this: Toasted Oats are pretty darn good!! - The DemiGod -------------------------- THE TOP TEN........ Reasons To Watch TV This Season: #10 - Every comedian on the planet gets their own show this year #9 - Ellen's GAY!! #8 - NBC premieres it's most intellectual show ever: Test Pattern Theater #7 - MSNBC's continuing coverage of Di's death not scheduled to end until May #6 - Urkel, Urkel, Urkel!! #5 - Ellen's GAY!! #4 - CBS picks up every show cancelled by ABC. Ever. #3 - The politically correct, thought inspiring shows on Fox #2 - The WB's budget doubles as they get first viewer #1 - Ellen's GAY!! ------------------------ CONTRIBUTION!!! YAY!! Nintendo 64 haiku... Mario was fun But it's old. I mastered it. Now, I just play crap. Zelda looks great, right? Link is in 3D! Guess what... It's delayed AGAIN! Mario Kart is good fun. Banana Peels never get old. But wait... Koopa is gone. Damn. It's Mortal Kombat! Finally, a game we've heard about! Cow poop plays better. The new Bulky Drive! It may make Nintendo back! Well, if it comes out. Heehee. Austen ------------------------ CONTRIBUTE!!!!!! I think that says it all. Lookin for: Stories Poems (Sara's the only one allowed to be depressing, though. :-) URLs You Think Should Be Featured News Stories Top Ten Ideas And Lists Anything Else That You Think Would Seem Right In Spiff Stuff! Send then to: xiryc@webbullet.com ------------------------ THE MOVE! Spiff Stuff now has it's own web page, I just haven't finished it yet. To check it out so far, got to: http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/skyliner/110 It's THAT EASY!!!! ------------------------ SPIFF NEWS "Ze Plane Boss.......Ze Plane!!!!!" The Armed Forces lost 6 planes in one week. On one of the last, the bombs carried inside couldn't be found. Our leak inside the Pentagon has told us what really happened: "According to what I've heard, the plane was on a routine bombing mission over South Central LA. That's when things went wrong. The artificial gravitational contour enveloping referencial temporal multiplexer was dislodged, causing the bombs to fall, unarmed, to the ground. They now believe the bombs are in the hands of the world's most powerful organized crime family, the 4H. Steven Seagal has been called in to get them back, using hokey one-liners and his apparent lack on dramatic training. Some argue this move, saying that monotony and bad acting are extreme forms of psychological warfare, and were banned in Geneva, after World War 2." ------------------------------ SITES OF THE TIME BETWEEN ISSUES! http://www.honorleague.org The Mplayer Honor Leage http://members.tripod.com/~Megs Megs http://members.tripod.com/~FawbushSa Sara Anyone listed above should visit the new Spiff Stuff page, to get their award! Go to: http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/skyliner/110/ssaward.html -------------------------- COMMENT OF THE TIME BETWEEN ISSUES! "Whole Grain Oat Cereal" -------------------------- IN CLOSING...... - Contribute! It doesn't cost you ANYTHING! GEEZ!! - Let others in on the Spiff Stuff!!!! - Shake well before using. Until Next Time, See Side Panel For Nutrition Information! Anthony Bucchioni, The Demiod xiryc@webbullet.com The Official Home Of Spiff Stuff: http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/skyliner/110