SPIFF STUFF: Every Year Hollywood Makes Hundreds Of Movies. This Is One Of them! Ye Old Table Of Contents: 1 - The DemiGod Speaks 2 - Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Computer Is Plotting Against You 3 - Omniverse News 4 - The DemiGod Wants YOU! 5 - Edumacation 97! 6 - In Closing ----------------------------- THE DEMIGOD SPEAKETH! Today my heart skipped a beat. I was reading PCGames, and saw an ad which made me want to steal a DVD drive for my computer. I saw an ad for Tex Murphy: Overseer, the latest installment in my favorite game series. A series which includes Under A Killing Moon and The Pandora Directive. But enough about me..... .......No, it isn't. But don't worry, you'll learn enough about me over these issues. That fact alone may make you want to ask "Do you have an ego problem or something" ? Yes. This DemiGod Speaks is kinda short today, but that's not my problem. Live with it. Get over yourselves! And visit Sara Fawbush at: http://members.tripod.com/~FawbushSa ------------------------------ THE TOP TEN........... Way To Tell Your Computer Is Plotting Against You: 10.) Every Time You Tell It To Save A File, It Calls You An Overweight, Boring, Lifeless Hunk Of Undigested Fat. 9.) Your Printer Refuses To Look You In The Eyes. 8.) Funny......Do You Remember Your Monitor Ever Ticking Before? 7.) People Won't Email You, Knowing That It Might Think They're Your Friends. 6.) It Only Locks Up After You Spend Two Year Signing On AOL. 5.) It Displays This, And Nothing Else, No Matter What You Do. 4.) It Has Windows95 Installed. 3.) Your Monitor Ran Away last Night. 2.) When Your Girlfriend Logs On To Your AOL Account, It Says: "Welcome.........You've Got Porn!". 1.) It Has MMX Technology Already Installed. ---------------------------------- OMNIVERSE NEWS: In a constant attempt at world domination through busy signals, America Online is reported to have made it's first moves towards a very complicated deal. This deals will gives them ownership over compuserve, along with these others things: In exchange for Compuserve, AOL will be sacrificing all of CServe's executives to their master, Satan. For the right to purchase Cserve, everyone who owns it in the process of this deal will pay Bill Gates 5.3 million dollars. As most of you know, Bill gates owns the universe, and charges a selling tariff on anything computer related. At one point, CServe will be own by Woolworth, who will later get rid of it at a big loss. ------------------------------------------- GUESS WHAT....... The DemiGod Wants YOU!!! That's right, YOU can contribute to Spiff Stuff! Your life can have a purpose! All you have to do is Email your contribution. I'd really like the following: Anything that isn't dirty, but is still funny. Funny, yet partially factual, news storys. Any short stories, or a long story (split up by chapters!). Ideas, or whole Top Ten Lists. Poems that aren't too gloomy. Just about anything else. All contributors will recieve full credit for their work. ------------------------------- THIS WEEK IN "EDUMACATION 97"!! 1-2 Study Hall 3-4 Reading/Writing Proficiency 12 HOMEROOM 5-6 American Government 7-8 World history 9-10 Advanced Math 11-14 Chemistry (Monday and Wednesday ONLY!) 13-14 Study Hall (Tuesday, Thursday and Friday) 15 LUNCH! 16-17 Street law This Week: Thursday - PA Announcements Tryouts (I will be doing so!) Monday-Friday - Getting Screwed Over By The System Monday and Friday - Not Learning ----------------------------------- IN CLOSINGS....... Contribute! It can't get any better until you do! Let Me Know What You Like/Hate, Because I Can't Read Minds! "She's Not Your Principal! She's A Man, Baby!" Until Next Time. Stay Spiffy! ------------------------------------ Anthony Bucchioni, The DemiGod xiryc@webbullet.com The Omniverse: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/9857 Get The "Spiff Stuff Link Image Thingy" Here: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/9857/spiffad.gif The "Spiff Stuff" Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/9857/spiff.html